heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.
look i feel u all with your “kill hitler” and your “bang young harrison ford” and your “see space jam in theaters”
but when they invent a time machine i’m going to take the newest smartphone i can find and bring it back to douglas adams in may of 2001
and that’s what’s going to make it all worth it tbh