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makochantachibanana:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

Posted 1 hour ago With 156,201 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Posted 1 hour ago With 116,317 notes

gravity-engineer:

From the original Storyboard of Into the Bunker from Joe Pitt’s tumblr.
Oh Man. This is hilarious!

I hate the censorship.

gravity-engineer:

From the original Storyboard of Into the Bunker from Joe Pitt’s tumblr.

Oh Man. This is hilarious!

I hate the censorship.

“For the last damn time, it’s a trilby, not a fucking fedora!”

(via overheard-at-school)

Posted 1 hour ago With 50 notes

montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

Posted 1 hour ago With 70,891 notes

jordybelfort:

xbox turn off

(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)

Posted 1 hour ago With 14,509 notes

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…